Of course Naik can write profound poetry..

(Strums guitar… puts on Ginsberg voice)

I got Choped
Its not what I had hoped
So I sit here
With no beer

It was supposed to be
The maid, the dog and me
I had it planned
Everything is banned

Chicken Pox came
It is the one to Blame
By now I would be alone
And the dog would have his bone

Five more months it is
Then I’ll have much needed bliss
Jinks will give kai I know,
for writing Limited Edition scripts for Saville Row.

In five months I need an apartment
I don’t think I can afford the rent

Now Polson will stop blackmail I hope
This one’s for you bitch
Once more you decide to make me literary.. I’ll throw you in a Malleshwaram ditch



p.s. Jinks is Nehal ‘Gujju’ Shah.. No, I don’t use code words… I think it is stupid. As if the darned nincompoop is not aware of you talking about her/him. It’s a Blog. Not a FBI top-secret file. For better rant on Codewords/names refer to Jinks’s Blog.

Now Fuck off already..